Epiphany!
In the last few years, I have been extremely protected from the onslaught of stress and harassment that public transportation inflicts. For once upon a time, I drove.
My husband never worried about my safety when I drove. He trusts me. He trusts German engineering. And when one day an ugly crime was committed, I was thankfully, not in my car.
Crime Scene |
:) |
I wasn't prepared to be stressed by public transportation in London, nor in Singapore. I like to think I'm too practical to be afflicted. But more than a long-distance relationship, I've learnt that public transportation can wear a girl down. In London I have been shouted at on the tube, propositioned to on the bus, and stood like a sardine squished in a smelly can, all the way back from the countryside on national rail. This week in Singapore, each taxi ride has been like a poker game gone awry. Speak grammatically accurate English, say hello, thank you, would you please, do you mind, and every taxi driver hurls gleefully into TRAFFIC. Direct the driver along specific roads and I am met with surly silence and the most dour of faces. Yesterday, during the least painful ride thus far, the driver suddenly breaks my peace, races across a line, panting- are you Japanese?
I attempt the MRT (local subway).
Bewildering.
BEWILDERED!!! |
On Tuesday, I lunched with Trace, and as we were walking towards her car, we chanced upon the First Forever Love! In an attempt to get a grip of myself, I tasked him with helping us take a picture.
The Picture |
It was after all, the First Forever Love who taught me to drive so very long ago. Patiently, kindly, on a forsaken Texas road, he said, clutch, gas, brake. Left hand on the stick. First gear, second, third. Don't forget the mirrors.
Flotsam...
How often did we traverse the 10, alone, together, alone again? I've lost count.
If he is the First Forever Love, my husband says to me,
then who am I?
Oh, you are my Forever Reality Love.
I don't like that! It's hard to say, Forever Reality Love.
Oh? But you are forever my reality!
Nah, I am, The One.
Ok. I got it! You are The ONO!
Huh? I'm The Oh No?
No, you are The ONO. The One & Only.
Oh, I like that! Would you like to have dinner with The One & Only?
Are you asking me out?
Yup.
Sure!
You lucky girl! Yazawa dinner, confirmed! Pick you at 5:30pm!
He's picking me up. No need for bus, train, cab. Score, The One & Only.
(*all Getty pictures taken by E. Nakamura)
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